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		<title>Hope strangulated</title>
		<link>http://achtungbaby.net/2008/06/13/hope-strangulated/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:44:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yet another team has teased me with the promise of immortal, championship glory, only to be replaced by bloodcurdling sounds of strangulation, and the body of my team found face down in a ditch.]]></description>
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		<title>Hitler spoof of the Cowboys loss to Giants</title>
		<link>http://achtungbaby.net/2008/01/30/hitler-spoof-of-the-cowboys-loss-to-giants/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:42:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>achtungbaby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I never thought I&#8217;d find myself agreeing with Adolf Hitler: http://youtube.com/watch?v=K2triiYXSY8]]></description>
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		<title>Just awful</title>
		<link>http://achtungbaby.net/2008/01/13/just-awful/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The top-seeded team in the NFC has just lost to the New York Giants, 21 - 17.   A team that went 13-3 during the regular season, earned a first-round bye in the playoffs and was guaranteed home field advantage throughout the playoffs.

Ugh.]]></description>
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		<title>USC Dominates Illinois 49-17</title>
		<link>http://achtungbaby.net/2008/01/01/usc-dominates-illinois-49-17/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:11:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>achtungbaby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Put it this way.  I fell asleep two minutes into the fourth quarter.  And I was at the game.]]></description>
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		<title>Trojans going to Pasadena after all, USC 27 &#8211; UCLA 7</title>
		<link>http://achtungbaby.net/2007/12/03/trojans-going-to-pasadena-after-all-usc-27-ucla-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 08:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>achtungbaby</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[rose bowl]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Gary Klein, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer December 2, 2007 The contrast in their exit strategies told the story better than perhaps anything that happened on the Coliseum field Saturday afternoon. Embattled UCLA Coach Karl Dorrell stared stonily ahead, a phalanx of security officers trailing in his wake as he made his way to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cowboys clinch playoff berth and take control of NFC</title>
		<link>http://achtungbaby.net/2007/11/30/cowboys-clinch-playoff-berth-and-take-control-of-nfc/</link>
		<comments>http://achtungbaby.net/2007/11/30/cowboys-clinch-playoff-berth-and-take-control-of-nfc/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:14:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>achtungbaby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By CLARENCE E. HILL, JR. chill@star-telegram.com IRVING &#8212; On a night for past champions at Texas Stadium, the Cowboys might have taken a big step toward crowning a new one.The much-anticipated showdown with the Green Bay Packers appeared to be an early Cowboys blowout before becoming a game of survival. They led 27-10 in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McNabb the Anti-Christ</title>
		<link>http://achtungbaby.net/2005/12/14/why-conservatives-and-liberals-hate-mcnabb/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2005 02:11:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>achtungbaby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In addition to being insulted by Rush Limbaugh a few years back, now the President of the Philadelphia NAACP has decided to make public his utter hatred of the Philly QB according to ESPN. Perhaps it&#8217;s time Donovan left Philadelphia and headed for pastures that could appreciate a player as gifted as him. I&#8217;m sure [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Bout Them Cowboys!</title>
		<link>http://achtungbaby.net/2003/09/16/how-bout-them-cowboys/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2003 13:54:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Cowboys stunned the New York Giants last night in the Meadowlands, 35 - 32 as Billy Cundiff kicked his NFL record-tying 7th field goal to put the 'Boyz ahead.]]></description>
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		<title>Crushed!</title>
		<link>http://achtungbaby.net/2003/01/03/crushed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jan 2003 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>achtungbaby</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[carson palmer]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Facing a stellar defense primed to shut him down, Heisman-winning QB Carson Palmer passed for 304 yards and a TD in Southern Cal&#8217;s 38-17 romp over Iowa in the Orange Bowl on Thursday. Justin Fargas scored two TDs for the Trojans, who dominated after the Hawkeyes returned the opening kickoff for a touchdown.]]></description>
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		<title>The Worst of the Worst</title>
		<link>http://achtungbaby.net/2002/09/07/the-worst-of-the-worst/</link>
		<comments>http://achtungbaby.net/2002/09/07/the-worst-of-the-worst/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Sep 2002 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>achtungbaby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fantasy Football has started, baby! As an indicator of my current economic condition, I&#8217;m only able to afford one team this year (in contrast to last year&#8217;s 12 teams) but I&#8217;ll treat this one like my sole baby. Honestly, I don&#8217;t think this particular league looks all that challenging. I was lucky enough to get [...]]]></description>
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