Jan 19, 2004
Where Do These People Come From?!?
The forward-thinking folks over at Innovative Concept Marketing have been peddaling the always-humorous ching chong chinaman crap to corporate customers:
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Donned with Charlie Chan-esque imagery, “Mr. Chew’s Golfing Fortune
Cookies” (written in “oriental” font) come in various packages including:
“Won Long Drive” for Golf Tournaments
“So-Long Yu” for Retirement
“Ms. Not So Yung” For Retirement Female
“Not So Yung Guy” For Retirement Male
“Sweet Dar Ling” for Valentine’s Day
“Sum Hot Stuff” for Adult X-Rated
“Yu Forty Years Yung” for 40th Birthday
Manufacturer:
Innovative Concept Marketing
15 E. Palatine Road
Suite 105
Prospect Heights, IL 60070
800-FUN-MDSE fax 800-FUN-PILL
also 847-808-1119
Yellowworld.org has already started an informal campaign to politely request the manufacturer and distributors to remove the product from their online sales. More on how that develops later.